Zoomies - Pa and Rab's Play Topics

Zoomies started out as a play we were going to do off a book I’d been reading, probably doesn’t matter what the book is huh, and we were going to do this as a part of EO land, but then I was like, I don’t want to do a play of what someone else did, let’s do half-acting out and then Pa said, that’s improvising! And we started doing Zoomies one day and that’s how conductor training came up too. We got the sticks going, more people have joined in, we started doing it in all sorts of places, I started editing the Zoomies, and now there are about 75 edited Zoomies where all sorts of awesome stuff happens.

There are no rules in Zoomies.

-Rab

Zoomies Cast (in order of first appearance, “Old Man Winkle”)

Pa is the brainchild behind The Fart Game. He loves Zoomies and is excited to play.

Spitty

I’m a little deer, peh, who grew up in a dysfunctional family in Idaho, peh. And for awhile, peh, I was enamored of Marxist thought and ideas and was generally miserable, peh.

Stormy

I broke three of my four legs in Zoomies over the course of four years. And I am going to become a lawyer along the lines of logic and truth.

Bear

All right, baby! Bear is an immaculate talent who has been killing it for years

Spooty

Huh. Where do I begin? My first great memory is eating a corndog at the 7-11 in Nampa, Idaho. From there, it’s all a blur of goodness.

River

Riv looks like he’s stoked to get out and not hang out in the crate. He’s very cute, and very scared, and very brave. Pant, pant, pant.

Midnightflash

The fire shines brightest in the darkness; that’s what we say in my colony.

General Rab Riverbattle

I have a mustang I’m training, I like to fart, I like shooting my bow, I wrote a script called The Night Mares, and I love doing Zoomies because it’s so fun and awesome and there are no rules in Zoomies. I also wander around quoting whatever Zoomies quote happens to pop in my head whenever it happens to pop in my head. P.S. Merenli allan sterliagurnda. Et Songelay.

Little Bear

I Little Bear.

Rocket

It’s me, Rocket, and I’m going to be the fastest horse EVER. I have a lot of really cool things to do from a lot of really cool places.

Wild Wind

I am a member of the Free People of EO and I spend most of my time in my colony, going deeper into the mountains into wilder storms and wilder winters.

Rockstar

I was once a secret agent in We Tell You What To Do Republic, and now I am back in my colony, watching the stormclouds and the rain on the flowers, and smelling the wind.

Spotty

My full name is Supercoolguy Spotman Riffico. My favorite song is that song that goes, “California, uh, no doubt about it, eh, California, eh, no doubt about it, eh! In the city, the city of Compton, eh. We keep it rockin’! eh!”

Celine