From Rab-
EO LAND NATIONAL PRODUCTIONS…!
After I bought the Demon in the Second Year, and she tried to bite me, and I sold her, and we realized the horse world wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows—in fact, there was some seriously messed up crap going down!—me and Pa came up with the idea to shoot a video series called Lucy Drake Horse Trainer. I don’t remember how exactly it started—I was wearing a pony tail and looking awkwardly at the camera, I think—but it grew and grew and grew and became the first ever EO Land National Productions production.
One day this old guy was going for his Friday afternoon walk in the park when all the sudden he saw, I presume, this girl wearing a vest and holding a camera tripod, with a very choked expression on her face as she tried not to laugh her head off. And then, pulling in, right in front of the camera (and the old guy) came this Subaru forester, cool gold color, with towels hanging out of the passenger windows and flapping bravely in the breeze.
He looked at us like we’d lost our MARBLES.
That’s a bit of what we’ve done out in the woods, and the park, doing EO Land National Productions. Super, duper great time.
So what exactly is EO Land National Productions?
Well. It’s the production company of EO. We’re super pro, guys, and we have a super great time, and we wave the flag of EO around and shout stuff and scream out in the park, attract the stares of bystanders and lookers-on alike, and have a whole plethora of things to shoot, somehow or other.
What exactly it is? How it started?
The Historian fails on this one. I don’t remember. And I don’t know exactly what it is. I suppose we haven’t talked much about it.
We go and do it.
We go out in the park.
And we wave cameras around.
And we totally kick ass.
Yeah.
Lucy Drake Horse Trainer
Lucy Drake Horse Trainer dreams of going big in the horse world, of riding in the Olympics, of winning, of victory. This is her YouTube channel documenting her hopes and dreams, her failures, the obstacles and oppositions in her path, and how she keeps going.
With her on her journey is Dad, who was totally in and doesn’t know anything about horses, and Sandcastle, of course, Lucy’s bay Quarter Horse who so much depends upon from Limping Gimp Stables.
As her journey continues, there are tears and cheers, problems and solutions, hope and despair, and all continues forward (or backwards) on the line of Lucy’s dreams.
https://www.youtube.com/@LucyDrake-yo8sj
https://rumble.com/c/c-6488521
The Crazy
is a horror film set in 2058 about the blackness and the girl who defied them all, written and directed by General Rab Riverbattle and based off the short story by Wyn that may be read in Sparks in Your Eyes! Anthology by Looseleaf Publishing.
The Night Mares
is a horror script about vampires and evil horses, starring the girl called Janie who kicks ass, featuring a dramatic death scene or two, and inspired in part by my wicked pony Stream, who gets it in the movie.
Written by General Rab Riverbattle, off of counciling challenge by Dr. Phil Cunningham after he won the March ELE show in 2022, to “write a horror movie about someone who’s scared.” Dive in, fully and wholy.
